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Posted 2004-08-17, 06:28 PM
Why does life always seem so much better after taking a shower?!
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Posted 2004-08-17, 06:32 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post "Genuine wonder"
Because taking a shower is boring, and after you get out everything seems interesting?
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Posted 2004-08-17, 06:32 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post "Genuine wonder"
It depends what you are doing in the shower I guess...
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Posted 2004-08-17, 06:46 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post starting "It depends what you are doing in the..."
You guys are just determined to make me look completely crazy, aren't you?
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Posted 2004-08-17, 06:48 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "You guys are just determined to make me..."
You arenÂ’t crazy. A lot of people masturbate in the shower.
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Posted 2004-08-17, 08:09 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post starting "You arenÂ’t crazy. A lot of people..."
Doing nothing in the shower but taking a shower, lol.

I feel great when I get out of the shower.
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Posted 2004-08-17, 08:12 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Doing nothing in the shower but taking..."
i feel really cold because i take hot showers and when i go into the cold air i freeze
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Posted 2004-08-17, 08:17 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Doing nothing in the shower but taking..."
I take cold showers, so everything feels warm.
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Posted 2004-08-17, 10:01 PM in reply to Randuin's post starting "I take cold showers, so everything..."
I'm with tokill.ace.

Sometimes I even fall asleep in the shower; it's a wonder I've never drown.
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Posted 2004-08-17, 10:16 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I'm with tokill.ace. Sometimes I..."
you can't masturbate while standing up! Its almost impossible!
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Posted 2004-08-17, 10:19 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "you can't masturbate while standing up!..."
Fucking really.

Wait, my pepe is only 1.2 inches long!
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Posted 2004-08-17, 10:23 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Fucking really. Wait, my pepe is..."
ATHF commercials are on!!!
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Posted 2004-08-17, 10:26 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "ATHF commercials are on!!!"
Masturbating is a sport.....
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Posted 2004-08-17, 10:28 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Masturbating is a sport..... :rolleyes:"
I can see it now. Professional masturbating.
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Posted 2004-08-17, 10:33 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I can see it now. Professional..."
Masturbating is a sport? Haha, bathroom sports..... "Don't Drop The Soap"
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Posted 2004-08-17, 11:08 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Masturbating is a sport? Haha, bathroom..."
The opposite of "Hot Potato"...

Fuck you guys for turning my thread into a big gay-joke.
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Posted 2004-08-17, 11:26 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "The opposite of "Hot Potato"... Fuck..."
Anyone have those sticky mats in there bathtub that supposedly prevent you from slipping in the shower..Cause I was taking a shower once and I slipped on the stupid thing and whacked my head on the faucet. It sucked..
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Posted 2004-08-18, 02:20 AM in reply to gendark01's post starting "Anyone have those sticky mats in there..."
Uh, you feel refreshed... clean... and... showers wake you up. Only way I go to school is by taking a shower.
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Posted 2004-08-18, 04:06 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Masturbating is a sport? Haha, bathroom..."
Who can get it off the fastest?
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Posted 2004-08-18, 10:51 AM in reply to Randuin's post starting "Who can get it off the fastest?"
I heard you could in 5 seconds with a pic of DanXIII's girlfriend.
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