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beetle bailey...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 01:10 PM
I just read a beetle bailey comic for all ages...that would include small children...it reads

crn: "Do you have goals in life, beetle?"
Beetle: " yes, sir. I have one majestic, towering, shining goal!"
crn:"wonderful! what is it?"
Beetle:"to get lucky."

wtf...now I laughed, but then I got to thinking...a six year old is reading this right now and telling his parents that he doesn't get it...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 01:12 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "beetle bailey..."
What wrong with that? He just wants a little luck in his life, can you blame him?
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Posted 2004-06-02, 01:30 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "What wrong with that? He just wants a..."
...he ment sex...that's it...that's what it ment...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 01:34 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post starting "...he ment sex...that's it...that's..."
. . . . Pervert . . . .
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Posted 2004-06-02, 02:04 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting ". . . . Pervert . . . ."
you can't tell me it didn't cross your mind that that's what it ment...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 02:05 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post starting "you can't tell me it didn't cross your..."
...It didn't. Pervert.
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Posted 2004-06-02, 02:14 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "...It didn't. Pervert."
....I'm not the only one that thinks that...I've asked other ppl and that's the first thing that poped into their heads...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 02:15 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post starting "....I'm not the only one that thinks..."
Pervert.
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Posted 2004-06-02, 02:15 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post starting "....I'm not the only one that thinks..."
Disgusting.

Pervert.
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Posted 2004-06-02, 02:18 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Disgusting. Pervert."
omg lol...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 02:23 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post starting "....I'm not the only one that thinks..."
Silverjinx18 said:
....I'm not the only one that thinks that...I've asked other ppl and that's the first thing that poped into their heads...
Do you go to school on Hollywood Boulevard or something?

Seriously, omg...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 02:32 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "beetle bailey..."
Wow you're a pervert.
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Posted 2004-06-02, 04:13 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Wow you're a pervert."
wow...at first, I thought he did mean sex...but then I thought about it: this is a comic for all ages...so he just wants a little luck in life.
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Posted 2004-06-02, 04:53 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "wow...at first, I thought he did mean..."
i didnt think of that at all, geez, people's minds these days
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Posted 2004-06-02, 05:12 PM in reply to iceman887's post starting "i didnt think of that at all, geez,..."
Pervert!!

We donÂ’t need no education.
We donÂ’t need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all itÂ’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all youÂ’re just another brick in the wall.
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Posted 2004-06-02, 06:19 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Pervert!! We donÂ’t need no..."
got another one...my friend anna was watching the powder puff girls and they had found a squarl and two of them were fighting over what to name it and if it was a girl or a boy and the third one looks at them and says "You guys! Squarls EAT nuts!"....and then the girls gave the squarl a girls name...the powder puff girls!!!!!
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Posted 2004-06-02, 06:21 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post starting "got another one...my friend anna was..."
I didn't understand most of what you just said.
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Posted 2004-06-02, 06:29 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I didn't understand most of what you..."
She's just talking about nuts, let the looney be...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 06:33 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I didn't understand most of what you..."
I think she's trying to say she eats testicles, and is a girl? Like we said...



Pervert...
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Posted 2004-06-02, 08:48 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "I think she's trying to say she eats..."
Obviously, we're all just picking on someone. I will, however, state that the statement, "to get lucky," obviously more than suggests sex. If you're gambling, you want to be lucky. If you're playing a game of chance, you want luck. One very rarely wants to "get lucky" unless the prospect of scoring is available. (Yes, scoring as in sex.)
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