how can i keep up with my addictions

imagine this. Im a smoker, boozer, drug addict, game addict, mud addict, chat addict, pnp rpg addict, rock fanatic, pop fanatic, country fanatic, star wars fanatic, lord of the rings fanatic, book fanatic, tv addict, sex addict, chronic masturbater, chronic liar and now im adidicted to this forum, how is it that i can't like something without becoming addicted to it. I need help here people how can i keep up with all these addictions