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Posted 2003-06-05, 11:13 AM
What is your girl's preference? My girl likes Trojan Lubricated Ultra-Ribbed "For Her Pleasure".
Just curious, and extremely bored...

Oh yeah, and sometimes when she gives oral she likes to use flavored condoms, she likes the fruit-flavored ones, especially, watermelon.

As for me, I could really care less what condom I use, ribbed, non-ribbed, black, red, bla bla bla.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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er er LOL

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Posted 2003-06-05, 12:09 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Oh im sure of it.
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Posted 2003-06-05, 05:09 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Well, since you want my sister to give you oral sex with chocolate flavored condoms...
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Posted 2003-06-05, 05:13 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Nah, your sister is only 15. I just like fucking with her head on AIM and seeing how long it takes her to block me.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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er er LOL
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Posted 2003-06-05, 05:15 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
I wish they made Trojan HIS pleasure.. but... i guess for now its trojan her pleasure lol

My sig won't show =/
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Posted 2003-06-05, 05:25 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
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I wish they made Trojan HIS pleasure.. but... i guess for now its trojan her pleasure lol
Affirmative .
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Posted 2003-06-05, 06:44 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Ha! That was actually pretty good, Ex.

I've got moral issues with premarital intercourse. That and it's just too risky. Unwanted pregnancy, STDs and a girlfriend's violent father are more than enough to keep my dick out of there until I'm hitched.
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Posted 2003-06-05, 06:49 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
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Ha! That was actually pretty good, Ex.

I've got moral issues with premarital intercourse. That and it's just too risky. Unwanted pregnancy, STDs and a girlfriend's violent father are more than enough to keep my dick out of there until I'm hitched.
Not me.
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Posted 2003-06-05, 06:50 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Raw dawg.

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Posted 2003-06-05, 06:58 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Ruff Ryders
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Posted 2003-06-05, 07:03 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
The best way to prevent unwated pergnacy is to use condom + have the ho use anti preganacy pills
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Posted 2003-06-05, 08:18 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
The best way to prevent pregnancy is abstinence.

Hmm..sounds like something a black reverend would say...
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Posted 2003-06-05, 08:28 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
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Ruff Ryders


A militia created by Teddy Roosevelt, the Rough Riders were the first regiment to enter into the Spanish-American war, and Roosevelt was crowned a hero when they returned victorious.







The following is a point-by-point account of the Charge up San Juan Hill.
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Posted 2003-06-05, 08:28 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Rgr Raz
No pref here b'cuz no use.

And yes, I would definately agree that Roosevelt is a good method of contraception.
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Posted 2003-06-06, 12:55 AM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Question, why would you use condoms for oral?
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Posted 2003-06-06, 08:38 AM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Answer, herpes.
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Posted 2003-06-06, 11:35 AM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
The only unwanted pregnancy I have been involved with was due to a broken condom. Hate em, dont use them. Girlfriends on the pill.
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Posted 2003-06-06, 04:27 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.
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Posted 2003-06-06, 04:33 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Strider Fury said:
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.
That's not very nice...


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I don't have to study for math, I'm technically a genius, just don't care to show.
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Posted 2003-06-06, 05:52 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Condoms."
Strider Fury said:
just kick her really hard in the stomach and run.

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