cow lvl protected!

Profile · Posted 2002-12-05, 09:26 PM

well this all started in normal cows me (zon lvl 36 33-388dmg) and a bunch of others we about to start a cow lvl when this lvl 32 pally went hostle..im all like ok im sick of these losers, so i yell PROTECT THE COWS! well..lol my group went out of town and yell BRING IT FOOL..he started to flame all of us and came out. he killed only the necro when my arrows nailed him..he got mad and said to wait he had a surprise..about 2min later a lvl 82 barb showed up..he killed everyone but me..i took him out with 5 shots..his barb must have been really pethetic...i liked it when he ran from me...well i have my lvl 82 ear and a screen shot of his dead corpse at my feet..lol

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-05, 09:28 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

cool..

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-06, 06:00 AM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

k i agree thats cool..

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-06, 02:11 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

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Originally posted by Insolence
k i agree thats cool..

Hrm.. protect the cows?

But it was nice when you killed that barb.

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-06, 02:15 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

Everyone else in your group must have sucked...

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-06, 03:33 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

hmm
i owned a level 72 sorc orb/firewall with my level 24 pally low level dueler
can you say 85%fr/85%lit res 600 hp

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-07, 12:54 AM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

I've killed a level 99 Sorc with a level 99 necro. :P

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-07, 09:39 AM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

I killed a level 20 barb with a level 80 Assassin....

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-07, 07:42 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

har har...
thats mean but hey i pick on level 73 hacked pallys with my 2handed druid ^.^

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-07, 07:57 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

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Originally posted by Apoq
har har...
thats mean but hey i pick on level 73 hacked pallys with my 2handed druid ^.^

lol and its hella funny*

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-07, 07:59 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

what i think is funny is when a little shit comes on and flames everyone and he leaves right when he knows hes going to die..then comes right back in and says ha ha you couldnt kill me!

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-09, 08:33 AM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

yeah i have to agree that barb must have realy sucked

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-11, 04:27 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

that happens alot especially with shitty hacked paladins
(*Sws-Retribution you know who yoiu are)
hes like ...i own you all ...im like come duel
hes like fuck you...im not dueling you...cuz..."Sws-Retribution left our world"

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-11, 07:47 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

Yes hes a pussy.

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-11, 08:53 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

hehe the top 5% of legit paladins can beat him (i can take him easily even 2handed**)
he is a friend of anyone who he knows he can't beat

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-11, 11:00 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

My scythe barb (lv 44) beat the shit out of a martel barb (lv 40). Funny thing was he couldn't stop crying or insulting me. But god did my little plan work well, I have decent speed on my barb, and figured he could only do about 2 or 3 ww's. Well, he never did hit me. Used my range and his lack of mana to own him 3 times. That's tactics

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-13, 09:06 AM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

i killed a lvl 99 hacked barb (bugged valor, soulflay gaunlets, etc.), with my 66 Legit pally.

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-13, 03:17 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

Apoq said:

hmm
i owned a level 72 sorc orb/firewall with my level 24 pally low level dueler
can you say 85%fr/85%lit res 600 hp

Wait apoq, could you explain how that happened? Was the sorc just sitting there? And you ran up and smacked the crap out of her? Or was their some secret way you killed her?

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-13, 05:20 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

melchiah
i charged then smited then finished with 1 zeal
she actually teleported (occy)
so i got to smite her again and i guess she had 0 fhr

so it was pretty ez in the end i had 400/600 hp

umi_riyoki · Posted 2002-12-14, 09:33 PM in reply to umi_riyoki's post "cow lvl protected!"

HA! Thats hilarious, some people are just pitifully bad...Good job Apoq

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