Dorm Vandalism

So far in my dorm, several peoples' doors (mainly girls) have gotten penises carved on to them. Almost every night there is new graffiti in the hallways (actual spray paint) of some sort of lude act. For example, someone was able to shape a goat having sex with a guy. Someone broke the television in the lounge, and there are stab marks in the couch cushions. Along with that, someone pulled the fire alarm at 1 am a couple days ago, and it kept going off everytime we were cleared to go outside. Nothing like bonding with your dorm while half asleep and pissed.

I didn't really expect it because this is a safer city, but then again all of the people here are from Wisconsin, Iowa, Minnesota, South Dakota, and, get this, California.

Just something I wanted to share with you all. If you have stories of your own feel free. Everyone can use a good laugh/relation.

A friend of mine who went to a naval base to train to be a medic or some shit had his weekend offbase permission revoked because some faggot took a shit in a sink in one of their barracks / dorms / whatever its called.

That's pretty hot. I bet if they found out who it was they'd beat the fuck out of him.

over the course of my freshman year, my floor set the new record at Fairfield for dorm repairments. Every door was new (due to carvings and drop kicks) needed a new firealarm system, new mirrors in the central bathroom, new toilets, showers and urinals, tv's etc. It came out to something like 1,000 dollars per person so on our 35 person floor, it came to 35,000 dollars

Well, pretty much all of us are going to have to hire a paint crew and pay for it if no one is caught. Plus we have to pay for them to redo those doors and the television. I know who did the graffiti, but I really don't want to rat him out because he's a good guy. I think someone else reported him though. He left so many hints to his name it is not even funny.