A Joke

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoo's all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle? The little old lady replies "Yep ... my bike's parked over there", and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

Lol...


(For those of you who don't know what "the fuzz" is, its the cops)

Mildly amusing.

it was hilarious

not that funny

Lol... (For those of you who don't know what "the fuzz" is, its the cops)

Your supposed to explain what she thought the Biker meant by "the fuzz." That's the one the young folk would find confusing.

yes the "fuzz" that old lady was thinking about was her pub...

a bit sick there i might add

what is the point of the story?

It's a joke.

And you're not supposed to explain it. If someone doesn't understand it, then let it be. It won't be any funnier if you tell them what it means. Let them grow up a bit, learn the way of the world, then revisit this thread and enjoy.

Yeah seriously, if there was someone that didn't understand it, they really shouldn't deserve to even know what was meant by it then.

Good one Doofus!

This joke is really.. gay

This joke is really.. gay

One would only find that funny if on more then a MegaGram of weed.