I like Coffee (not about coffee)

I like coffee, i like the way it runs down your throat, and the way it tastes, and the way it makes god wanna FUCKING KILL EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD AND RIP EVERYONE APART AND KILL EVERYONE WHILE FUCKING AND KILLING!!
But i like coffee.. i like the way it warms your body after you drink it, and the way the taste fills your mouth and how it makes you not care about the MAYHEM AND DESTRUCTION HAPPENING OUTSIDE WHILE YOUR MOM IS BEING KILLED BY RABID DOGS AND RAPED BY CRIMINALS AND THE WORLD IS BEING DESTROYED AND FUCKED UP!
But most of all i like coffee... the way it smells, and calms your nerves for a few seconds until you go crazy and go ON A NICOTINE RUSH AND SHAKE LIKE NOTHING EXISTS AND GO ON A KILLING RAMPAGE WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU DECIDE TO JUST KILL EACHOTHER AND YOU STAB YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU THE BLOOD IS ALLOVER YOUR HANDS AND YOU JUST WIPE IT ON YOUR SHIRT AND KEEP KILLING AND CHASE THE DOG AND KILL HIM AND RIP HIS GUTS OUT!

But I like coffee

ugh, ok........*slowly backs away*

i wish my coffee did that... o wait n/m i drink soda... lots of soda.....
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BLEEP!

i like peanuts.

Dude, me to!

BLOOP!

Sirp, will you teach me Spanish?

Wiccan, will you teach me english?

Sounds good. I shall teach you English, proper English, and you can teach me dirty words in Spanish. lol

ok, 1st lesson
HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA = son of a bitch
MARICA= Gay
Maricon= gay(more despective)
Marica de mierda=(gay even more despective)
Cabron= dunno
subnormal= retarded
pichafloja=sexually impotent
pichacorta= short dicked
que te den por culo= wish u get ass fucked (much more despective)


Suggest more thing u'd like to learn, im not very imaginative right now