10 reasons to date a girls lacrosse player:
1. they know how to handle 'balls'
2. they have great 'stick' control
3. they always want to score
4. they wear goggles just in case they have to take a shot to the face.
5. they have no limits or boundaries as to where you can go.
6. they love to double team.
7. they'll always give u a good work out.
8. they usually wear nothing under their skirts.
9. they keep it going for 50 minutes.
10. they do it in 12 different positions
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Dancer:
1. We've mastered five positions perfectly
2. We have perfect hip rotation
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees
4. We are used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
5. Panties do not get in the way because we don't wear any
6. Flexibility---of course!!!
7. We do it in front of mirrors
8. We have alot of rhythm
9. We are willing to sacrifice our bodies
10. A strip tease is not an option...it's part of our inherent nature
I like the Lax list better. More vulgar and experimental so it seems.
Funny thing is, I've dated both. Well, actually, I'm still dating the dancer now, and how true a lot of that shit is. But the Lax chick was a lot hotter. Oh well.
The next topic should be: 10 Reasons not to date a hooker.
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!King_Amazon!: I talked to him while he was getting raped
[quote][16:04] jamer123: GRRR firefox just like quit on me now on internet exploder[quote]
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[quote=!King_Amazon!]notices he's 3 inches shorter than her son and he's circumcised [quote]
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