What. The. Fuck.

So I randomly get an MSN instant message (which I never use) a couple weeks ago from a kid who asks if I'm gay. I tell him no and he asks why I've never "tried it out." I told him that I have no sexual attraction to guys and never will.

Last week, he IMed me again, asking if I was alone and said some other creepy gay shit, and once again I told him I wasn't gay.So then again, today he messages me and this was our conversation:

Luminescence says: hi chicnstu012 says: Hello Luminescence says: u alone? chicnstu012 says: At work, why? Luminescence says: ah yikes Luminescence says: what do u do? chicnstu012 says: I'm an IT Tech support guy, I fix computers, Set up networks, hack shit Luminescence says: oh cool chicnstu012 says: yeah Luminescence says: ur alone? chicnstu012 says: In my office, yes Luminescence says: u wanna blow a load? chicnstu012 says: huh? Luminescence says: wanna shoot a load out? chicnstu012 says: ... chicnstu012 says: Dude are you that gay kid who keeps IMing me? Luminescence says: this is the first time i IM'd u in like a month chicnstu012 says: I told you I wasn't gay like... 10 times chicnstu012 says: Why do you keep trying to convert me to the realm of faggotry? Luminescence says: as flattering as ur words are, sorry to disappoint u but just coz a guy wants to get off doesnt neccessarily mean hes interested in getting u into the team lol chicnstu012 says: How does masturbating to and/or with another guy NOT make you gay? Or atleast Bisexual chicnstu012 says: And my words flattering? Elaborate please. Luminescence says: ur sexuality is determined by ur personal relationshipd not who u get off with Luminescence says: if thats the case then every guy who ever went to college frat parties are gay lol chicnstu012 says: Why? I have not gone to a frat party so what actions take place there? Luminescence says: dude Luminescence says: read up about it Luminescence says: explaining issues about sexuality really bores / exhausts me Luminescence says: do u wanna blow a load or not? Luminescence says: honestly chicnstu012 says: No, I don't. Luminescence says: thanx see ya chicnstu012 says: Bye...

>Blocked<

You blocked him?! How dare you!! You've just closed off an avenue of entertainment for all of us.

And all I can do is laugh.

You laugh, I shudder >.<

then shudder up cause i just LOLED so hard after reading all of that O_o

Well I'm glad you get pleasure from my discommodious conversations. >.<

Due to a conversation with Lenny on the Zelaron chatbox:

[18:11] Lenny: You can still talk to me (MSN, mostly)... I just might not reply for a while. [18:11] Lenny: And I promise not to ask you to choke the gecko with me. [18:12] -Spector-: lol if that statement refers to that gay kid, it was the most random shit I've ever heard. [18:13] Lenny: Unblock him, says I, and keep us updated. [18:13] Lenny: A bit of comic relief. =P [18:13] -Spector-: man I dunno, if people walk by and look at my screen [18:13] -Spector-: (at work) [18:14] -Spector-: It may be an awkward moment. [18:14] -Spector-: But alas, the experiment will commence >Blocked<

I have un-blocked this homosexual with raging hormones and see if he tries to seduce me again.

w00t lol

This is no time for w00ting, motha fuck.

Wanna blow a load, spector?

Circle jerk parties are so 90's...

Wanna blow a load, spector?

Looks like we've found your virtual stalker.

Scary.

I just blew a load..

I need a napkin.

Napkins, again, are the 90's. I happen to have a gatorade bottle with a wide opening. It's nice to have my own sperm bank.

You would. Just wait till its pitch black at 4AM and you mistake that for your water bottle because your cotton mouth is wrecking havoc.

Ugh. Self money-shot. Gross.