Rumors

Whats the worst one you've ever heard about someone, and about yourself?

Oh... worst? Hmmm.. how about a girl whose nickname was "toothbrush?" You figure it out.

That a friend of mine was gay, though he is clearly not to me, I do notice odd behavior. But I know he is not, at least I think...oh God, I could be wrong!

my best friend since 4th grade, we really only had eachother like not much other friends. we werent dating, so everyone just assumed he was gay, and its followed him to this day. its so bad.

and somehow it went around school that i had herpes?

My friend always insinuates that I have gonorrhea whenever we go out and find ourselves in the presence of women. It's always subtle and indirect.

Anyway guess he's infatuated with the condition or suffered psychological trauma in relation to the disease.

In the end it's all in good fun.

There are rumors going around that I am good lookin'. How dare they.

This really popular guy got dissed by a few chicks he had been with. 'Baby carrots' hasn't been the same since.


Oh, some people were saying I had STDs, and I just told them to check if they want to, because I'm clean.

Being pretty short for being a guy (5'7) I used to tell people that my ex's call me the kickstand, and the nickname stuck for a while and nobody really ever figured it out..

Last year, my ex started a rumor saying I got a lesbian pregnant (at the time she was only bisexual, now she's a lesbian, but ironically she's actually pregnant - this girl has problems). I was talking to this girl at the time and my ex is a psycho jealous bitch so she started THAT rumor and called up the girl's house and told her mom we were doing cocaine together. Pretty classy!

I once heard a rumor that my best friend was sleeping with our high school English teacher.

And by "rumor," I mean "fact."


And by "heard," I mean "told a bunch of people when I was drunk."

I once heard a rumor that my best friend was sleeping with our high school English teacher. And by "rumor," I mean "fact." And by "heard," I mean "told a bunch of people when I was drunk."

Nice...

Worst rumor I've heard about myself: I wasn't gay.

Worst rumor I"ve heard about a friend: He likes to jerk off in the girl's bathroom at school (bullshit it was).

Worst rumor I've heard about myself: I wasn't gay. Worst rumor I"ve heard about a friend: He likes to jerk off in the girl's bathroom at school (bullshit it was).

Just like you to write a gay joke then follow it up with something that is true.

But I am gay õ.o

Worst rumor I've heard about myself: I wasn't gay. Worst rumor I"ve heard about a friend: He likes to jerk off in the girl's bathroom at school (bullshit it was).

There was this one guy at my high school who got caught jerking it in the locker room...

In 8th grade, some retard was doing that in shop class.

In 8th grade, some retard was doing that in shop class.

SPLINTER!

There is a rumor going around right now, that I have no life...

I remember a rumor that turned out to be true towards me in high school.

Back around the '04 election, I was a Junior and was an ADAMET supporter of John Kerry. I was very Anti-Bush by this point, as far as the war had war, economy and just general consensus of the nation had been going, and of course, going to an all-hick high school I received SO, soooooo much shit for it, even from my friends about it and look at what we have now, every one of my friends regrets talking the flack of shit that they had been doing back then..


Even so bad as my Economics teacher would praise Bush during class, and i'd always get onto her case and remind her that personal opinions on politics shouldn't be taking place in a high school public classroom, which eventually landed me a few refferrals for "disorderly conduct".. etc, Fucking Cuntbag. Stupid military bitch I'm still very bitter about that, but yeah it was rumored I supported John Kerry and got some flack for it.

heh there was this rumour going around that this kid jerked off in math class. turned out it was true, and the video was on youtuve for proof! the kids brothers threatened whoever put it up so its down now.