I got shite to sell. Who wants to buy?

Seriously, guyz! lol! Who wants to buy from me? (in all sincerity, I do want to sell stuff. Anyone within the Illinois state wish to buy anything? Just ask for a list of what I'm selling).

lol, is 'z" in the place of 's' going to boost sales? :P You live in Illinois? Live near a Nuclear Power plant?

Slim Xenn and I all live in illinois. No thanks to buying your garbage though. I'm sure the other 2 feel the same way.

I have swords, games, and books.

No where near a nuclear power plant, by the way.

I have swordz, gamez, and bookz. No where near a nuclear power plant, by the way.

Fixed it for you .

i would like to buy some of your

Open ended sentence.

Sword anyone?

I call that an oversized apple pealer....

Not a sword.

It looks like it wanted to be a rifle, but someone fucked up.

looks like a steak knife for korean midgets

One furry suit, please!

You can't just buy those. You have to, you know, train and shit. It's like the blackbelt system, except instead of little boys kicking each other, it's bald guys touching each other.

One of my roomates is tailoring giant bird suits, I'm sure he could make you a squirrel one if you want. I'll ask him how much tonight.

May I ask why one of your roomates is making giant bird suits?

Umm he's a tailor, among other things. So he makes costumes for alot of the Vegas shows.

Ah. Definitely an interesting trade ...making costumes that is.

Anyone wanna see my 12 inches? (ya black)

Anyone wanna see my 12 inches? (ya black)

*pokes* so behind the alley?

no in all reality im interested to see what he's buying

lolz