Just another night of getting drunk

So last night (this morning) I'm with some friends at a park getting drunk at 2:00AM. All of a sudden I see a cop behind my friend's car, and so I just dash blindly into the woods going downhill, get a lot of cuts and bruises, and sprinted my ass 7 blocks away and yard hopped to my house. Of the six, I'm off scott-free, and my buddy should get off pretty lightly (he got out as quick as I did, but I think the cop saw his face). Two of them have minors for drinking, and two girls may be charged with fleeing from the cops. I'm glad I got out of there, but I feel real shitty for my friends who got caught. But both of the ones who got caught sort of deserved it. One of them went down the same way I did, but dashed into an open portion of the park. Stupid idea, cops were on his ass like a fat kid on cake. The other was fucking plastered, thought he couldn't make it, so he went to get the girls' purse to make sure they didn't get caught. As soon as he got to the pavilion, cop grabbed him. Sort of a shitty sort of events for my friends. I'm sort of disappointed, because of their stupidity, but oh well. It was an extreme rush though. The cops are sort of stupid though too. They had one car on the top part of the park, and one at the bottom. They disregarded the fact that kids nearly all the time run past a certain lane on the side of the park. Would they have had a car there, I would have been fucked. Pretty good luck though.

Comments, past experiences....

This is why when I drink it's either in a dorm or a private residence. In a dorm you just get written up, and I stay away from the huge parties at homes that are likely to get busted, and stick to the ones I know I'll be ok at.

This thread title caught my eye and I have to agreew ith it.

yea those moments when u get caught kinda suck, but you shouldnt be upset with your friends stupidity. If they did those things to get caught, then they deserve it, not u. As JRwakboard said- stick to the parties u know at houses (of course parentless) or go to dorms where u cant really get into to much trouble. In most cases, the people that bust u at the dorms are pretty much cool enough to let u off or they will join in on the fun. Keep up the partying

I've ran from cops so many times .... Maybe I'll think of a specific incident later/...

Yeah, well now I have a rule for when I drink. Always have a house to drink/crash at. I don't really feel bad anymore because we all had equal chances to get away, despite my seeing them first and being the first into the woods. All of the people there are scared to drink again, but I have to fucking celebrate if my team wins our bracket at state this weekend. Might mean myself and a bottle of vodka.

haha i like to hear that except i would like to see a bottle of Jack instead, unless ur planning to drink grey goose

Psh. Poland Spring Vodka is the shiz.

poland spring is the shit once u stick it through the "pureifier"- hahaha great memory, well maybe not so much of a memory, but a tale told by so many people. For all of u that dont know, me and JR invented our own system to pureify shity vodka into water, but with all the effects. It saved us so much money on college and got us so drunk haha

poland spring is the shit, especially when u put it through the infamous "pureifier." A great memory, well actually a memory that u or me dont remember but were told about. For all of u that dont know us, me and JR created a pureifing system that turned shitty vodka into water, with all the effects of really strong vodka. We both got hammared off of this stuff and saved alot of money doing this week in and weekout in college

Please enlighten us. Looks like you had a bit of lag there.

We basically attached 3 brita filters to each other so that it was like a triple-filtration system, which is what all good vodka goes through, and started pouring. It came out mostly tasteless and without any burn/bite, but the brita filters reeked of booze. Overall, I'd say it was a complete sucess.


(The filters are inside the stack of cups, which are held together with duct tape)

Hmmm now thats something! Tastless huh... could you do that w/ Tequila? I know it would be like vodka but think it would help w/ cheap stuff? Tequilas my fav.

Isn't that alcohol which makes it taste like shit?

Right, but its all about purity. The more pure it is, the smoother it is... kinda hard to explain.

Wow HOH that fucking sucks. NIce bust out of there on your part though.

it was the best thing in the world. We got so many people fucked up on it that we were able to get them to draw on thier faces. Also, it was an awesome hitting spot for the vodka so no authority would ever think of that in the fridge. Im not sure about tequilla, but its worth a shot. Plus i love tequilla too. I once sat down and drank pretty much a whole bottle by myself. I dont remember that night at all, but apparently i passed out in mid stride back to my dorm room. Oh well thats what u get

I don't really like getting blackout drunk because you don't remember much of anything. Yeah, I feel bad because one of my friends who got away got grounded for a month and curfew down to 10 PM till God knows when. Stupid parents. My parents are going to find out from the dean of students because one of my friends had to say that someone from our school was there and said my name. But according to his dad (a teacher there), I had nothing, I was just up there to hang out and was shocked when they got a case.

By the way, did I mention we stole beer from 3 different houses, along with some ice cream sandwhiches?

Thou shal not steal!

Your dad is going to go ape shit.

Oh, they don't know that we stole it. We 'got it from a friend of Collins'.