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Ninja Burger!
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Posted 2005-05-22, 12:29 PM
http://www.ninjaburger.com
Alright I haven't ordered yet, but I'm going to for dinner ASAP(after I get off work.) Although I'm not sure about it's credability. I typed in my zip code and they say they have 15 locations near me, and my buddy typed in his and they have 3 locations near him. When you go to the order form there it says they dont need your address, cause they already have it. They have a space for your CC# but at the bottom it says they don't need it.
So has anyone ever had a ninja burger?
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Posted 2005-05-22, 12:42 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Ninja Burger!"
Dude.

HAHAHA.

This can't be real.
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Posted 2005-05-22, 12:55 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Ninja Burger!"
I've heard about this before but never heard of anyone ordering. You will be proof I guess.

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2005-05-22, 12:58 PM in reply to RoboticSilence's post starting "I've heard about this before but never..."
I noticed it said 'Hand Broiled'
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Posted 2005-05-22, 02:36 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Ninja Burger!"
No company would have anything regarding suicide in their slogans. It woudl offend all the goths and emos. Don't think it's real.
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Posted 2005-05-22, 04:31 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "No company would have anything..."
Do it anyway and see what happens.
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Posted 2005-05-22, 04:41 PM in reply to sue_13's post starting "Do it anyway and see what happens."
Maybe he will actually get some food. If you do i would be very leary of eating it.
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death is one of the things that Nature wills.
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Posted 2005-05-22, 05:35 PM in reply to tidus2005's post starting "Maybe he will actually get some food...."
Olde!!!!1111```~~~
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Posted 2005-05-22, 06:02 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "Olde!!!!1111```~~~"
I tried to tip the Ninja. He threw the quarters back at me Ninka-star style and they are still embedded in my wall. Do not anger the Delivery Ninja.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-05-22, 09:07 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "I tried to tip the Ninja. He threw the..."
The thing is I'm not one to hand out my credit card number to anyone...especially killers of the Samurai. I didnt buy any after work... did anyone else put in their zip code and see if they actually have resturant near them? Hmmm. I tried calling directory assistance and they have no listings.

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Posted 2005-05-23, 05:57 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "The thing is I'm not one to hand out my..."
That's because it's fake.
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Posted 2005-05-23, 02:15 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "That's because it's fake."
Dun dun duh.

Ninja Burger
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Ninja Burger is a parody website started in late 1999, purporting that a sect of noble ninjas have taken to secretly delivering fast food meals, anywhere, anytime, within 30 minutes or less. Failure to deliver within the ascribed time limit results in Seppuku. The site riffs on many of the same points as Real Ultimate Power, another ninja parody website.

Ninja Burger became well known after appearing on, and becoming an affiliate of Fark.com, and soon after was turned into a role-playing game (published by 9th Level Games, and featuring three supplements) and a card game (published by Steve Jackson Games) in November, 2003 (ISBN 1556346107). A supplement to the card game entitled Sumo-Size Me was published in Spring, 2005 (ISBN 1556347413). The site has also spawned a series of comic strips, several short films, and a multimedia CD. Plans to publish Ninja Burger: The Employee GuideBook are in the works; a PDF version is presently available through RPGNow.com.

Though not directly influenced by it, Ninja Burger's concept is similar to a Saturday Night Live sketch from the early 1980s by John Belushi entitled "Samurai Deli." In this skit, Belushi played a samurai working in a New York City deli who would commit seppuku if customers were unhappy with his sandwiches (which he prepared using his katana). Other possible influences include Snow Crash, which features a ninja-like pizza deliveryman, and A Fistful of Yen, a short parody of Enter the Dragon from Kentucky Fried Movie.

lol, theres a rpg, a card game...
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