Well, I just got... done having FP from McDonalds. Imagine its 4 clock at night you couldn't sleep at all and all of a sudden you're vomiting and having the runs none-stop till 6 hours later.... The last two days have sucked. In the first hour I thought I couldn't make it, and I wanted to die.
Did any of you have Food Poisoning before if so lets hear it!
It's great to see my friends at Zelaron are putting some cash in my Jewish friends' wallets!
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.
When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.
Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.
If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.
Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.
You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
Ya, I've had it three times actually. Two times were really minor. I just had bad cramps and some vomiting for a couple of hours. The third time (2nd actually, chronologically) was fucking horrible.
I either got it from KFC or from raw cookie dough. I guess either is just as likely. Anyhow, it was maybe 6 years ago, and I was at summer camp. I was in the bathroom for a loooong time. There was a bat in there too. Not that I'm afraid of bats or anything. It's just not too common that a fucking bat's flying around the bathroom when you've got the shits.
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It's great to see my friends at Zelaron are putting some cash in my Jewish friends' wallets!
LOL. Did he believe me? Or did he just come up w/ this on his own?
Kaneda said:
No he's just stating that you will fit into the "white trash" stereotype when you come of age. 1. You won't be able to support yourself, much less a wife and kids. 2. You'll be teaching them horrible, hatefull, close minded, morals. 3. You'll all probably be overwieght from living on McDonalds(which happens to be owned by Jews).
If I could I would hunt you down and spay you.
I haven't seen that, but I don't see what the big fucking deal is.
Isn't it common knowledge that fast food makes you fat? I'd be willing to bet that any fast food place would yield the same effects under similar circumstances.
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A few years back I had a hamburger on a plane, and I was sick for 4 hours after we landed. In the car, my ribs felt like they wear collapsing inward, it hurt so bad. Then I got home and had explosive diahrrea. Real fun, because I got to experience that again a week ago, right before my birthday (24 hour flu).
I've never had food poisoning, mainly because all of my food is gourmet.
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.
When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.
Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.
If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.
Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.
You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
The other night I was feeling frisky (read: baked) and I went to McDonalds and got three things off the dollar menu and paid all in change. Only two quarters. Took the balding cashier quite a while.
Lol, that sounds like me. You get high but have no money for munchies and what you do have you shouldn't spend because there's probably more important things to spend that money on.
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