"Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
Look at him, disappearing the cow,
Where is the cow, hidden right now??"
"He's back, and he's got a new trick,
Magical Trevor is 10 times as slick as the last time,
Last time you saw and now you can see why we adore him.
You might think his new trick is sick,
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick..."