Bush Quotes!

Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart.

And the reason why I'm so strong on democracy is democracies don't go to war with each other.

I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed in the atmosphere, and they say, man, you're looking pretty.

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption

WILL THE HIGHWAYS ON THE INTERNET BECOME MORE FEW?

I'm the master of low expectations.

They misunderestimated me.

Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?

These are some of my all-time favorite quotes from George W. Bush. They are rated: White=dumb, green=stupid, red=clinically retarted.

You're working hard to put food on your family.

Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

Everybody in Crawford says hello, starting with Laura. She is doing a fabulous day. I tell people it's because she's from Midland, Texas.

If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow

This is an historic times.

It's only fair if other countries treat us the way they treat them.

The french don't have a word for entreprenuer.

Let me see if I can put this into English, or Texan.

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

Listen, the other day I was asked about the National Intelligence Estimate, which is a National Intelligence Estimate.

Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

There is no doubt in my mind that this country cannot achieve any objective we put our mind to.

Coalition forces have encountered serious violence in some areas of Iraq. Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups.

It's one thing for he and me to have a personal relationship.

We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.

Over 50 percent of our energy comes from overseas. Fortunately, a lot of it comes from Canada.

Vice President mentioned Nigeria is a fledgling democracy. We have to work with Nigeria. That's an important continent.

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

I'm the master of low expectations.

My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" -- although she didn't put that to words.


Some of the best.

... its all white.

Damn that motha fucka is retardered.

Most of them are stupid but this one makes perfect sense:
"Over 50 percent of our energy comes from overseas. Fortunately, a lot of it comes from Canada."

It was very bOLD of you to post these D3V.

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
The french don't have a word for entreprenuer.

These two weren't bad either.

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. The french don't have a word for entreprenuer. These two weren't bad either.

I don't see how it's old at all. Since he is our current president, it's a current thing. If Kerry had been elected, it would've been old. It's still funny, though.

Quite fond of "There is no doubt in my mind that this country cannot achieve any objective we put our mind to." myself.

I don't see how it's old at all. Since he is our current president, it's a current thing. If Kerry had been elected, it would've been old. It's still funny, though.

Huh? I neva said nething bout bein old....

Huh? I neva said nething bout bein old....

Ehh... sorry. I misquoted. I meant to reply to Zeal311.

He said this gem at the inaugural speech:

"Self-government relies, in the end, on the governing of the self."

I was watching it at school and when he said that I piped in out loud "GEE YOU THINK!?"

Searching for that quote found me a nice anti-Bush inauguration coverage:

http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0121-26.htm

Oh god I just got done reading almost all of them, it's amazing how we, "as a country" can elect somebody so ..simple.


edit: I love this set..

Did Iraqis choose to be invaded and occupied in a fashion that has led to tens of thousands of Iraqi civilian deaths?

America will not impose our own style of government on the unwilling. Our goal instead is to help others find their own voice, attain their own freedom, and make their own way.

We're helping them find their voice...bullshit. Only if they're screaming for their life as a rocket launcher is fired at their house.

edit: I love this set.. Did Iraqis choose to be invaded and occupied in a fashion that has led to tens of thousands of Iraqi civilian deaths? America will not impose our own style of government on the unwilling. Our goal instead is to help others find their own voice, attain their own freedom, and make their own way. We're helping them find their voice...bullshit. Only if they're screaming for their life as a rocket launcher is fired at their house.

I'm with D3V on this one.

I'm with your MOM.

I'm with your MOM.

My mom doesn't like fat people.

Burn!!!!!!

(Wtf, edit, "This message you have entered does not contain significant content. Repeated bullshit posts will result in a ban.)

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