Well...If you weren't such a noob, you'd notice that I wen't one day into the future, posted this message, stole my wallet, and went back in time (1 day).
Merry "herpes and a life with annoying children who tug at you with nasty chocolate-laced fingers every time they see a fucking toy at the store and if you slap them you get social services called on your ass and then you turn into an alcoholic who beats his wife and sleeps with hookers because you can't quite get that 'promotion' because you're typical filthy breeder heterosexual shit" christmas.