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Karate Breaking Contests
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Posted 2004-11-04, 12:49 PM
Holy shit. I'm watching ESPN's karate breaking competition, and these dudes are nuts! Between balancing yourself on three extremely sharp (demonstrated prior to routine) samurais, then while balanced, breaking concrete blocks with the forearms of each arm, and standing on nails, jumping off, and jump kicking 4 cinder blocks into pieces, this competition actually makes me nervous just watching it.

Its awesome, and all these guys go nuts before, during, and after each break. Gotta love the enthusiasm.
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Posted 2004-11-04, 02:35 PM in reply to Titusfied's post "Karate Breaking Contests"
I'd only be impressed if they can break the block with thier dicks.
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Posted 2004-11-04, 03:08 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "I'd only be impressed if they can break..."
Woah.. a penis-referencing post by mantralord? No.... can't be.
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Posted 2004-11-04, 03:16 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Woah.. a penis-referencing post by..."
are you new?
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Posted 2004-11-04, 03:20 PM in reply to Ganga's post starting "are you new?"
omg lo lo.. i am nub.
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Posted 2004-11-04, 03:48 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "omg lo lo.. i am nub."
Thanatos said:
omg lo lo.. i am nub.
b& and blasted.
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Posted 2004-11-04, 04:32 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "b& and blasted."
Im doign wrestling @ school.......Its kinda gay
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Posted 2004-11-04, 05:05 PM in reply to Titusfied's post "Karate Breaking Contests"
Titusfied said:
Holy shit. I'm watching ESPN's karate breaking competition, and these dudes are nuts! Between balancing yourself on three extremely sharp (demonstrated prior to routine) samurais, then while balanced, breaking concrete blocks with the forearms of each arm, and standing on nails, jumping off, and jump kicking 4 cinder blocks into pieces, this competition actually makes me nervous just watching it.

Its awesome, and all these guys go nuts before, during, and after each break. Gotta love the enthusiasm.

There was one that got his throat cut on stage doin that shit, he didn't make it. (Faces of death)

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Posted 2004-11-04, 07:09 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "Im doign wrestling @ school.......Its..."
Mantralord is gay too
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Posted 2004-11-04, 08:59 PM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "There was one that got his throat cut..."
Holy shit, I gotta see that one... As well as the other ones as well..
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Posted 2004-11-04, 09:07 PM in reply to Titusfied's post "Karate Breaking Contests"
I read the title as "Karate Breakfast Contests" and I wonder, since ninjas have real ultimate power, do they eat real ultimate cereal?
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Posted 2004-11-05, 05:26 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "I read the title as "Karate Breakfast..."
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I read the title as "Karate Breakfast Contests" and I wonder, since ninjas have real ultimate power, do they eat real ultimate cereal?

Grav knows Raziel's mom has Real Ultimate Pussy! OOOOOOH *SCHNAP*!!!
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Posted 2004-11-05, 08:14 AM in reply to Titusfied's post "Karate Breaking Contests"
See? You white bastards can't do shit like that... AZN POWER
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Posted 2004-11-05, 09:36 AM in reply to Randuin's post starting "See? You white bastards can't do shit..."
Actually, they were all white, from what I've seen. So there!
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Posted 2004-11-05, 01:06 PM in reply to Randuin's post starting "See? You white bastards can't do shit..."
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See? You white bastards can't do shit like that... AZN POWER
We aren't retarded.
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