Well.. I feel shitty again.

Ok, this time it's fucking over. Jacqui(my girlfriend for 11 months) has just broke up with me. The first time we broke up, it was mutual and we realized just how stupid it was. So, we got back together. Remember, the first time dealt with religion.

Now, last night I'm at a friend's house playing some Halo/doing homework. She calls my cellphone and asks me to come over because she needs to talk to me. Automatically, I backtrack and think of what I could have done wrong this time. She then tells me that it's not me and that it's her. I'm like.. Wut teh fukc?

Anyway, I go over and we are standing outside talking. She says, "First, I realize it was wrong of me to try and change you to be more religious. I honestly realize that and I'm sorry." I say, "Is that the only thing you wanted to talk about? If that's the case, then we're ok.. right?"

She says, "Well, I went to church this morning and actually had a 1on1 talk with God. He told me that sometimes I have been putting you(me) in front of Him and that is wrong. Sometimes I have loved you more than Him. Even if it was for a second. I know that that is wrong and I have to break up with you for that."

Me: "Are you fucking serious? You're willing to throw away 11 months because of that bullshit excuse?"
Her: "It's what I believe in!"
Me: "Fuck that. It soudns like a cult. You can't love anyone in fear of loving that person more than God even if it is only a second."
Her: "I'm sorry. I still love you, want to marry you, and want to have kids with you some day."
Me: "Bullshit! That's a lie! If you honestly believed all that stuff you just said you would never break up with me."
Her: "I just need some time to think things through. I still love you."
Me: "I'm not going to wait on you. I'm going to move on. I don't want to see you for the rest of my life. Get the fuck out of it and quit playing these bullshit mind games with me."

So, I left her house, and proceeded home. I tore up every picture we had together, smashed a picture frame causing glass to fly everywhere in my room and my hand to bleed profusely. I'm fucking fed up. That is one of the shadiest reasons to break up with someone. She said she'll still love me and want to be with me and I really don't want to believe that. After I got home, I called the hot, stoner girl that I work with and we've got a date set up on Saturday. Rebound girl, baby!

KEKE.

That bible-humper girl got PWNT. GG You pwnt her.

I don't know if the yelling was all that necessary, but I prolly would have said the same things. What religion is she?

Congrats Thantos of winning but sorry about losing your girlfriend.

Umm, he didn't really win. Idiot.

Winning the fight dumbass.

Losers, Losers, stop the fighting -.-

You don't win the fight during a break up.

Wow... I honestly think shes delusional..

But I'm terribly sorry to hear this. Want me to take down the pics of you and her in the zel members pic thread?

Everyone loses, in my opinion.

That sucks man, I'm sorry that it didn't work out...

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Well, time to submit a new member picture.

No offense man, but that's one nutty girlfriend. Like, a nun in the making.

That's really fucked up shit. Sorry to hear it.

Sorry to hear it, but if that's the way she really acts, it's better you got the fuck out of there. Good luck, and light em up with stoner chick.

Fuck pooper

Yes, I would like you to take down those pictures, Sov. I'll take some more recent ones and upload them. Anyway, Shinto, I don't want to say those things to her because I'm still furious. I don't want to even see her, which is kinda hard considering I sit right behind her in 1st period.

I just don't fucking understand. She loves me yet breaks up with me. I'm being punished because she isn't right with God right now.

I even asked her what's gonna happen if she gets married. What happens when she says "I do" and then realizes that she loves her husband over God a little bit more for that moment. Is she gonna have to get a divorce or what? Yeah, I'm a smartass when I'm pissed off.

I also asked her if she's going to have kids. She said yes. But I responded with, "How is that gonna work out? You're making a baby with the person you love. That's a big step and that's gonna take time out from God! What if he asks you to become celibate and never experience the joy of having kids?" She says, "If that's what he wants me to do, then I'll do it."

I fucking hate this.

There's religious people, and then there's maniacal. I'm fine with the religious people, but she sounds like she fits in with maniacal group. There's a fine line between being religious, and being unreasonable. To me, she's being unreasonable.

Dude.. What the fuck.. Honestly, I don't know what to tell you. That is some of the craziest shit I've heard to cause a break-up..

I'm not going to talk bad on her, but that reason just doesn't add up to me.. I would have reacted the same way. Sorry though.

there is nothing to win or lose when two people break up. It sucks on both ends...unless one is a completely heartless SOB.

I have never met someone that religious so i have no advice for you man... the only thing i can say is that there are more fish in the sea. It sucks for a couple weeks, but life goes on.

11 months... thats a really long time. Sorry bro.

What I don't understand is her reasoning. She says shes putting you in front of god, which means that shes loved you VERY VERY much. It sounds like she's saying that she broke up with you because she loved you too much, which makes no sence at all. Idk. Something's a little to weird about this. Noone, after an 11 month relationship, just all of a sudden deciedes to end it because of too much love...