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Wow... I am a cruel, heartless bastard...
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Posted 2004-08-27, 05:56 PM
So I am chatting with a long time friend from gradeschool. This girl has always on and off had feelings for me. The problem is, she is overweight, and not just a little. The reason that I don't have feelings for fat people is because I would never want to be with a girl who does not respect their body. It has nothing to do with being a horny member of the male species who often barks "No Fatties PLZ". At sometimes she almost obsesses about getting me to feel for her... it's sickening. Sickening....

So I am talking to her on AIM, and I Look at her profile. It says "Those who love no one but themselves have reserved for them a private Hell!!!!" I asked her what she meant by putting that in there, and she explained to me that people shouldn't be "selfish", or seomthing like that. Basically she tried to guilt trip me... LMAO, guilt trip me. That isn't possible.. And I said in a tone that seemed a little bit too smart assy when I review it "Well if it was private, and they only loved themselves, wouldn't that be sweet as hell for them?" She got pissed and went on a 500 word rant about how I should be "nicer". That set me right the fuck off. I am ridiculously nice to her, and there have been points when she stops talking to me for a week and then says something like, "I liked you for a while recently, I don't anymore... but honestly, I hated you at one point for not liking me back". WTF?!?!?!?! What. The. Fuck... honestly. So after she says "You could afford to be a little bit nicer and sympathetic ASSHOLE" I say "You could afford to get a treadmill". Maybe that will keep the bitch off of my balls.... I just hope she doesn't sui.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 06:28 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post "Wow... I am a cruel, heartless..."
I doubt she'd commit suicide unless she has portrayed those feelings to you before. Fuck it, it's not your fault you are not attracted to her. Some people are, you apparently are not. Everyone has different tastes and if she can't handle that, fuck her.

I don't think you did anything really all that wrong, but the treadmill line probably wasn't the best thing to say..
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Posted 2004-08-27, 07:59 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "I doubt she'd commit suicide unless she..."
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Posted 2004-08-27, 08:05 PM in reply to Shining Knights's post starting "It matters not whether you win or lose;..."
It's always nice to have someone like you, do you guys see each other regularly at real life tho? If not fuck her.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 08:10 PM in reply to Ganga's post starting "It's always nice to have someone like..."
Unless she's got some hot friends and is willing to hook you up then dump that bitch. I think Snoop said it best:
"I treat a bitch like 7up, I never have I never will"
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Posted 2004-08-27, 08:16 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post starting "Unless she's got some hot friends and..."
I know what you mean.....those girls are a no-no, not because they are fat, but because usually fat girls demmand more attention, they literally own you if you are with them.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 09:45 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "I know what you mean.....those girls..."
Maybe she'll get her fat sucked out?
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Posted 2004-08-27, 09:53 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post "Wow... I am a cruel, heartless..."
Honestly, you didn't do anything wrong...with the exception of the treadmill comment.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 09:53 PM in reply to tokill.ace's post starting "Maybe she'll get her fat sucked out?"
Dude, if she's pestering you then you didn't do anything wrong Penny. That treadmill line cracked me up. Just tell her to relax a little bit, I guess. Also, don't be mean to her. There was this girl in my old neighborhood that was pretty fat. Didn't see her for around 6 months, and she got skinny, and pretty. Either way, you didn't do anything too bad man.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 10:04 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Dude, if she's pestering you then you..."
Eyyyyyyyy!!!!
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Posted 2004-08-27, 10:12 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Honestly, you didn't do anything..."
No fat chicks please.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 10:18 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "No fat chicks please."
Alright shithead. You need to start laying off of this.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 10:24 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Alright shithead. You need to start..."
Rofl................

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Posted 2004-08-27, 10:59 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Rofl................ GJGJGJGJ"
The question will always come up. "Do you think i'm fat?" YES, now fuck off.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 11:11 PM in reply to platnum's post starting "The question will always come up. "Do..."
LoL, KANGOMS FAT..AND A BISEXUAL AHAHAHAHAA!!
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Posted 2004-08-27, 11:33 PM in reply to tokill.ace's post starting "LoL, KANGOMS FAT..AND A BISEXUAL..."
i thought it was funny when hoh posted that pic
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Posted 2004-08-28, 12:55 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Alright shithead. You need to start..."
Basically, Kagom was owned. Alrighty then.
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Posted 2004-08-28, 09:44 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "Basically, Kagom was owned. Alrighty..."
and everyone who posted about me and not on what Penny posted about is an off-topic shithead.

On-topic: Penny, how do you feel about her anyway?

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Posted 2004-08-28, 09:49 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "and everyone who posted about me and..."
You just said something off-topic shithead.

Note: Penny your cool for calling her a treadmill.
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Posted 2004-08-28, 09:50 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "and everyone who posted about me and..."
You didn't post about Penny's subject. DIE! I found it rather amusing....
Question is, why isn't this thread in Chat Forum yet?
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