How many deaths can you make

I just finish watching finaldestination again and i had to put this post how many diff scenarios could you think of to kill someone

just think about someone you really hate and you'll find zillions of ways, trust me

(damm i really need to see that movie)

There would be like millions of possibillities, just looking around in my room, instantly gives me 100 ideas of how a person could die

1 of the possible scenario's

There's a small bug walking in my room right now, my mom walks in, freaks out and slips on my slippery wooden floor and falls with her head into a fork lying on the ground.

...I feel so evil sometimes :S

Yeah, there are literally an unlimited amount of ways to die. The Darwin Award winners are definitely the best though.

hmmm...

You're the president of the US. You're having dinner with your entire family. You begin to choke on a piece of food. Your wife screams and calls for help. The chef comes in and heimlichs you. He does it wrong and crushes your ribs. He still continues, not helping at all. Your wife freaks out and passes out on the table, knocking over water. Another chef hears the commotion and runs to your aide, but slips on the water that was knocked over. You eventually fell your ribs tearing into your lungs and then you slowly die in a painful manner. (Needs a lot of work, but my bare bones)

one of they best and evil way to kill people is bury them alive by stone or dirt

Ohh! Ohh! I have an idea for a death! Being stoned to death because you're bisexual!

I have one. A crazed teenager poses as a chef for you and your family. He lets the real chef make the food and then he knocks him out, pours enough poison in the food to kill 3 people, then plants the bottle of poison in the chef's hand. The crazed teenager then gives you and your family food, all of you unaware. You all eat and enjoy, then die. The chef is thrown in jail and the crazed teen walks out without ever being caught.

I have one. You're in your bed, sleeping heavily. I turn your fan on, as a sort of white noise to block out the sound of my footsteps. I then smother your face with a pillow, and jab you in the chest with one of your steak knives 11 times. You die, I wash my hands clean of it, and set fire to your house. No one knew it was me.

Here's one: You're the president of the US (another political) and you're in the Oval Office, taking care of business. You're all alone, thinking nothing will happen. I take my sniper rifle out of the bag and keep hidden well in the bushes. I aim for your head and pull my trigger. A bullet flies through and kills you. I walk off, never being seen.

Oval office / white house windows are bullet proof.

He had the window open?

damn.

Well...there's always the direct approach as a student wandering around and crushing his spinal cord :/

This is precisely what I think about in class all day.

I have another one (slightly unlikely, but it still has a small chance of happening):

You and your friends get trapped in a great mansion in Spain. You were only visiting to have fun, but now you get worried. You meet a small family who owns the great mansion. They tell you not to go downstairs. One of you does. They then realize you all know too much. They slowly kill you with Inquisition tools.