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Very nice fe-male d2player
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Posted 2004-04-26, 09:05 PM
Today I met a girl on diablo. She wasnt any regular girl. Her name is jasmine and she is possibly one of the leetest players on D.

What she has on her barb ( Just one of her lvl 98 charas-she has 11 of them)

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3X enigmas, Krak shell, Balrog, and Dusk shroud enigma. 3xGf's with + ed/ias or max jwls in them. Ethe botd zerkerX2. Botd Hydra. DeleriumX2 in bonerhelm 2xChaos Suwheyaya, Doom runeword, and many more i cant name out of the excitement im in.

Well neways, turns out that i need this enigma VERY BADLY! I said " All items for any enigma "

I offered, chaos, full tals, 40/15 max perf gaze, 1x290, and 3xShadow disc charms, and a ss.. : \

I thought this dude was fucking with me, tryin to scam me, you know like everyone does? Turns out her barb just had too many godly ass items to throw/give away, that she really DIDNT have enough room.. So what it turns out to be is i tell her my story, i joined about 2 months ago, and its a rough start, i asked for nats claws, for i was in the need for them, and she said Yes, sure man, you seem like a really nice guy, so im going to throw in a little extra. I said " Well you really dont have to " and she told me that it was her pleasure to help some new people out.

We got into trade screen, and here i see nats claw, and a balrog enigma. She clicked yes, and that was that. My life is complete now. You can kill me, i finnaly have enigma, and its the shit! Cool thing is, even though its 165 str reqs n everything, the fact i have Chaos+ Tgods+highlords and 130 str myself, means that i have about 180 total str

We added eachother to our lists, and i entend to thank her every single day of my diablo 2 times for that enigma she has given me, and i will never trade/sell/give it away. It is my special little treat, and i love it.
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Posted 2004-04-26, 09:24 PM in reply to slaynish's post "Very nice fe-male d2player"
Didn't you scam a new player like 2 weeks ago?
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Posted 2004-04-26, 09:27 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post starting "Didn't you scam a new player like 2..."
Some people lie about being chicks in D2...

Long ago I met a girl (well I thought it was girl at the time) and she/he said they wanted to be a porn star...well we were friends for quite a while...then one day I asked him/her if she was a girl or boy...

She/he was like "I'm a guy.." I'm like "I thought you were a girl?" then he said "Oh, you must've played with my girlfriend."

I didn't believe him/her...I was sad for a little while. I used to call her "My little porn star" lol.
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Posted 2004-04-26, 09:28 PM in reply to slaynish's post "Very nice fe-male d2player"
Slaynish said:
I'll never wash my hand again...
Sounds like someone is in love.
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Posted 2004-04-26, 09:35 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Sounds like someone is in love."
I have met one gal on d2, she is on my msn list, but she is stupid. I stoped talking to her a while ago. She was annoing as hell to play with, I gave her my infernal tools set when i was done with it and she is all like ~*~KISSES~*~. I know she is a girl she has sent me picks she is 14 and still as annoing hell.
D2 chicks arent that rare, if you play daytime, you will see some moms on it. I know 2 d2 moms. Funny story, one of them punished their kid by takin their tals set. I laughed so much. O_o
D2 chicks are out there, they just dont announce it.
Check chat profiles, that does it somtimes, I dont know why fewer gals play d2 than guys, but its just like that. I like to trade with gals better thow, they tend to be more fair. I have one on my list well its shared a guy and his galfriend, she rushes me, beacuse she has nothing better to do.
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Posted 2004-04-26, 09:38 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "I have met one gal on d2, she is on my..."
My best friend's cousin, Trish, will rush me and whatnot when she's on, as she doesn't do much either.
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Posted 2004-04-26, 10:23 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "My best friend's cousin, Trish, will..."
Slaynish has a diablo girlfriend!!!
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Posted 2004-04-26, 11:26 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Slaynish has a diablo girlfriend!!!"
hehe your stories are funny...... i play d2 at it cafes and i've only seen one girl that plays it and dam she's a hot mama...... all the guys at the it cafe use to watch her playing (mostly looking at her) and asking questions like "can you rush all of me" (dipshits) she had heaps of good shit on ladder tooo.

i didn't talk to her, i never needed to.

i was trying to get away from my ex-girl at the time...(the syco bitch)

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Posted 2004-04-27, 01:10 AM in reply to dam's post starting "hehe your stories are funny...... i..."
I'd like to start playing at a cafe... way to hard to meet chicks interested in computers.
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Posted 2004-04-27, 03:27 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post starting "I'd like to start playing at a cafe......"
Since we are talking about D2 females, I meet this girl at school, talked to her for 1-2 weeks then she gave me a blowjob.
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Posted 2004-04-27, 04:33 PM in reply to badboy's post starting "Since we are talking about D2 females,..."
My opinion of you just dropped another notch.

NOTE: 'another'
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Posted 2004-04-27, 05:48 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post starting "My opinion of you just dropped another..."
Umm kay, you guys have gotten totally OFF SUBJECT starting from post two to post 10 : \

The point was, She fuckin gave me an enigma.

And soverign, even if i DID have a d2 girlfriend, Atleast i could get one.

Lmao, loser.
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Posted 2004-04-27, 05:51 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Umm kay, you guys have gotten totally..."
Hey, can you get me an enigma???? ROFL
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Posted 2004-04-27, 06:34 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Hey, can you get me an enigma???? ROFL"
Slaynish tell her to send you a pic of herself on aim that way we can see that she is really a bastard liar man man. 95% of the people that say they are girls on d2 are fat guys who want attention.
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Posted 2004-04-27, 07:17 PM in reply to zagggon's post starting "Slaynish tell her to send you a pic of..."
how does you talking to a girl at school and her giving u a blowjob have to do with diablo 2 females?
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Posted 2004-04-27, 08:04 PM in reply to iceman887's post starting "how does you talking to a girl at..."
everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 2004-04-27, 09:07 PM in reply to zagggon's post starting "everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zagggon, you need to lose weight... imho... before you can get on Sov about 'the ladies' (you're 11 too, right?)
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Posted 2004-04-27, 09:12 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post starting "Zagggon, you need to lose weight......"
dose she wear red pen for lipstick and look like your right hand (hehehe)

just playing

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Posted 2004-04-27, 10:07 PM in reply to dam's post starting "dose she wear red pen for lipstick and..."
I'm sure there's atleast one female player on right now reading in disgust... cmon guys let's not be sexist about the game... despite the many number of 14 year olds with raging hormones
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Posted 2004-04-27, 10:11 PM in reply to Alucard001's post starting "I'm sure there's atleast one female..."
15 year olds also.

I have yet to ever meet 1 actual woman *let alone good looking* who played SC/D2.

A couple of my friends play SC, and a couple of my lady friends cousins/brothers play SC, that's about it.


Not to say most guys play on battle.net are good looking (most of the guys that I know play aren't the biggest pimps ever)
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