Post Your Racist Jokes Here..

What do u call a Lebanese Man in a Police Line up....

Wassim..






WHat do u call aBlack man with Yellow teeth..

a Crunchie

anything but the baby jokes k??

Whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.



Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
I've never heard of any pizzas that scream when they get thrown in the oven!

This is honestly sooooo stupid....

The only one about a pizza I know is...

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?



Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Yeah, I heard that before, I just can't figure out where...


What do you call a crowd of white people? A cumstain... (old and unoriginal but eh, what can you do?)

Holy Bogan!!!

Are you still here? I thought you died of shame...

Owned

So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much that when ever he sees anyone of color walking down the street he runs them over with his truck.

One day Bubba's wife invites the town preacher over for dinner and Bubba has to pick the preacher up and drive him to Bubba's house. Sure enough there is a black guy walking on the side of the road hitch hiking.

Bubba cannot control his urge to hit the guy so he thinks to himself "If I pretend to pass out I can swerve over and hit the guy and the preacher will be none the wiser". So Bubba pretends to pass out and swerves over, after he hears a thump he pretends to wake up. He says to the preacher "Please tell me I didn't hit that hitchhiker".

The preacher turns to Bubba and says "No son, but I got him with the door."

**Thx too www.funnyshit.net**
*Edit* just had to add this cues its so funny.
Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

I take offense to that... lol not really

Ok so this guy walks into a bar with a shirt that says.. "I hate niggers." There is a table of black guys sitting across the way watching him as he sits down at the bar. One black guy walks over to them and says "What does your shirt say, fool?"
THen the white guy says to the bartender "The first thing i hate about niggers is that they cant read."

Then the black guy says "What did you say?" White guy says "The second thing i hate about niggers is they dont listen." Then the black guy says, " you wanna take this outside?" Sp they both go outside and the white guy walks in and says to the bartender, "The third thing i hate about niggers is they always bring knives to a gun fight."

How do you get niggers to quit jumping on their bed??!


Put velcro on th3 r00f 0f c0u|2s3

That was amazingly shitai.

Go dig up titus's joke thread. I have tons in it.