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Posted 2003-01-18, 07:51 AM
Gentle harshness.


Discuss.
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Posted 2003-01-18, 09:54 AM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
the funniest oxymoron is microsoft works
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Posted 2003-01-18, 10:06 AM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
The top 20 are....

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force


10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works
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Posted 2003-01-18, 11:47 AM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
number one..honest politician
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Posted 2003-01-18, 12:46 PM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
Here's one. Biggy Smalls.


Mmm...butt-rubbin....Wait....wtf am I doing? God I am useless.
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Posted 2003-01-18, 12:53 PM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
Heres one: military intelligence
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Posted 2003-01-18, 04:42 PM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
Consolidated Debt
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Posted 2003-01-18, 06:03 PM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
Dodge Ram, didn't even know that one.
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Posted 2003-01-21, 09:32 AM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
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Posted 2003-01-23, 09:30 PM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
Why do we park in a drive way and drive in a parkway?...

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Posted 2003-01-23, 09:32 PM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
...Civil War.
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Posted 2003-01-23, 09:59 PM in reply to Grav's post "Oxymorons"
Adrenachrome said:
Why do we park in a drive way and drive in a parkway?...
Don't think thats an oxymoron, not to mention that it's old
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