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Posted 2007-09-02, 10:59 AM
You will be compelled to manifest self-transformation. (In bed.)
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Posted 2007-09-02, 02:58 PM in reply to Grav's post "My fortune cookie says..."
And where did you chance across this fortune cookie?
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Posted 2007-09-02, 04:12 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "And where did you chance across this..."
At the end of a meal
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Posted 2007-09-02, 06:30 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "At the end of a meal"
At McDonalds in China.
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Posted 2007-09-03, 08:43 AM in reply to Grav's post "My fortune cookie says..."
Lies.














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Posted 2007-09-03, 10:41 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Lies."
Damn right it's lies. It was Buger King.

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Any more fortunes for us, oh Surgey One?
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Posted 2007-09-03, 05:12 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Damn right it's lies. It was Buger..."
If I worked at a Chinese restaurant I'd shit in the food.
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Posted 2007-09-21, 06:45 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "If I worked at a Chinese restaurant I'd..."
So I just popped open a fortune cookie. The first thing I noticed is that it came in some truly wack wrapping. Made in Brooklyn, NY. Anyway, I crack it apart skillfully and out comes not one, but two fortunes... and something that I think is a piece of lettuce.

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You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble (in bed).
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
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Posted 2007-09-21, 06:53 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "So I just popped open a fortune cookie...."
I originally read that as "autistic." Watch out for rain man!
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