Funnay!

I was at a party/bon-fire two nights ago just chillin' with some people. My friend decides it's the best idea ever to get shit-faced drunk.(I don't drink anymore, I've found a substitute: pot!). Anyway, he is stumbling around trying to talk. I remember some clips of what he said: "Heyy, you guyssg sdould try this tuff! IT'S FREARKING GOOD!" He shows me the stuff he's drinking, while smiling, and drops the whole damn fifth! Man, I've never seen so many people get mad at the same time before. Good stuff.

So, we're all sitting around the bon-fire and the owner of the house's mom comes out. She's ok with us drinking, but she doesn't like it. My friend then preceeds to throw up on her/himself and pass out about an inch away from the fire. wtfbbqomg, funny!