A tribute to buckets of insanity

Cube: I think I'm going to create a character later just to piss the NPCs off
Cube: Hmm.. dial-up disconnected. YAY
Zelaron: yes
Zelaron: yay cubed to double infinity :P
Cube: Which is better than normal infinity by far
Zelaron: yes
Zelaron: because infinities comes in quantities of YOTTAVOLTS!
Cube: OMG
Cube: I just wonder if they have Sharp YOTTAVOLTS of Velocity. Though I'm guessing that's Infinity to the power of 5
Zelaron: and my typos come in quantities of TERAHERTZ PER CUBE MILLENNIUM DIVIDED BY THE SPEED OF LIGHT MEASURED IN KILOS PER LITRE OF PENCILS
Cube: But that's like 58 yards..
Zelaron: yeah
Zelaron: or 8 buckets of light
Cube: 9, if you count the amount that spills out when you carry them
Cube: Though I suppose you could refill them with a normal flashlight, but that's not "pure" light
Zelaron: yeah
Cube: At least until Light v. 2.4 comes out, I'm tired of all this Light v.2.1
Zelaron: you need to catch the sun with 5 litres of time first
Zelaron: and pull it into a bucket
Cube: Light 2.4 is supposed to make that easier by only requiring that the user click "Yes" to a prompt of "Would you like to fill up a bucket with light"
Cube: Though clicking "No" will cause the universe to collaspe, that's supposed to be fixed by 2.5
Zelaron: you have issues.
Cube: I've been told as much