Emeril Lagasse vs. Mario Batali

The battle of the century.

In one corner, we have Emeril Lagasse:


In the other, we have Mario Batali:


Emeril Lagasse:Has essence and BAM! Not to mention Doc Gibbs.

Mario Batali: Definetly has more booksmarts on food then Emeril, but he doesnt have BAM!

Psh! Emeril!

Mario sucks. He WISHES he was Emeril. I've even seen him do a mock "BAM!" However, the mother of all evils is Bobby Flay. He thinks he's sweet, but whenever it comes time to cook something he either throws it on the grill or has someone else do it for him.

I remember when Bobby Flay got electrocuted while he was facing an Iron Chef. I laughed my ass off.

Sadly enough, Mario loses. Emeril has Doc Gibbs, although without him, he would lose.

Who the fuck is Doc Gibbs? I don't watch TV.

Yeah, care explaining who Doc Gibbs is?

Doc Gibbs and the Emeril Live Band!!!!!1 DA NA NAA!

I choose Mario because Emeril pisses the fuck out of me.

Emeril Lagasse

Oooh. Emeril, baby!

Although, I prefer Alton Brown, personally. He's funneh!

Emeril

You're making me hungry...!

Emeril is da chef!

Chairman Kaga owns them all.

Dude, I don't think that at all. He's good but not as good as Emeril.

Chairman Kaga has an army of chinese/japanese/french ninja chef clones.

Oh yeah and 1 Italian ninja chef, which is like the green ranger.

Alton Brown does indeed pwn...

I liked the pink one. Can't remember if they had a replacement for her and if so, I liked the original.

Where is the proof to this statement about the clones.

He has a ton of bell peppers that look identical, and in the beginning all the helpers look the same.

.....good point.

For all those that care, Doc Gibbs is a cracked out black guy that Emeril picked up to make music on random things like congo's and chimes for him. "Doc can I get some garnishing music?!!??!"