America has been going downhill since 1910 btw. You can't compare our GDP to countries where more billionaires go to avoid paying taxes either. But still it's only a matter of time before the Second Great Depression, Civil War, and Revolutionary War Part Two start, imo. That's if ZOG ever takes our rights away too.

Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.