Pipe Wrench of the Ghetto
42 - 42 Damage
Yo.. you be smackin dem bitches up like it ain't no thang!

Grotesque Bubble of Feces
8 - 16 Damage
Hit causes monsters to vomit
Poop

Grotesque Bubble of Feces
8 - 16 Damage
Hit causes monsters to vomit
Poop

Ghastly Modem of Suffocation
87 - 120 Damage
Hit causes monsters to scream
Light radius steadily decreases
-100% life

Angry Shrubbery
42 - 42 Damage
Hit causes monster to bitch slap you
Party members will now "step to you"

haha love these

"Every harem has its eunuch" - Ridicule