I was drawing my friend a Birthday Cake, since her birthday was two days ago, and I didn't get her anything. I promissed it would start as a cake, but with a so much random stuff on it you couldn't tell it was a cake.
So, I got my mechanical penis and started drawing it, when I noticed a really big spider on the cealling. It was like, quarter sized.
I freaked out, and ran into the Kitchen ot get the bugspray, ran back it, and it was standing still. It looked more like a scorpion then a spider...
I sprayed and it fell down onto the paper, and I sprayed again, but I got the paper wet and smelly.
The spider ran away into my bedroom, and I chased it, spraying some more. Unfortunately, it got away. And now the cake was all well and smelled funny and was sticky, so I couldn't draw the cake...

And the spider is now in my bedroom, waiting to kill me...

This has been a very bad day...