No, I'm a camel hawker from the Middle East. Get it right, man!

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Muslims, Asians, meh. They keep themselves to themselves, and only bomb us once every few years. I have no real problem with them... well, tell a lie - one group keyed my camel the other week. Massive scratch down the hump. If I hadn't come back from the daily shop when I did, then they'd have let the air out of the hooves and knicked off with the, ah, "exhaust pipe".