Back to the matter at the hand - the fakery. It amuses me, and that's all I really think about it.

There's another case of fakery going on - 'tame cheerleaders'. There are a lot of empty seats at various events, so the authorities are drafting in teams of so-called 'tame cheerleaders' to sit on them and cheer. We only know this because every single one of them wears an identical yellow t-shirt. I find this amusing, too.