Mine is rotated about 15 degrees to the left.
When I wake up and grab it funny, I usually piss on my hand by mistake. Then I'm like "f*ck" and wipe it on a towel and then I notice it's on my underwear and I'm like "F*****ck..." and then I take off my underwear, get done with bussiness, get some new underwear, and by the time it's all over, I'm fully awake. And in a pretty bad mood.