The rules are simple.

A situation of some sort is posted, which the following poster must respond to (such as the "insult the person above you" thread), but must follow any set rules give by the poster of said situation. For example:

"You are being paid a thousand dollars to kill a goat with only a screw driver. You cannot make the goat bleed, or you will be killed."

If I use my feet, it goes against the rules. If I stab the goat, it will probably bleed, and go against the set rules. This was only an example.

After getting past the situation, you then post a situation for the next poster.



You wake up one day, and discover you are somehow in High School again. You head to class, only for the school to be put on lock-down, because a man armed with a pistol is running around your halls. Your favorite show starts in one hour, and you don't have "time for this crap". You have with you a large Math Textbook, a sharpened pencil, and a Game Boy Color. What do?