Fire Dragon.

Lol, we all made fan decks today. xD
Brandons is based around germany, mine is based around Kamen Rider. >_>




Update on Brandon/Noah incident:

Me and Noah met up in the morning. Brandon wasn't at school today. Somehow we managed to get on the topic (probably my fault).
Noah: Did you hear I was channeling Kick Ass the whole time?
("Channeling, as in shamanism or spiritual channeling. It's a joke from a few times I went nuts and was said to have been "Possessed by Red" or "Channeling Red")
Skurai: No, haha, I only heard about Brandon getting beat up.
Noah: Well, yeah, he always leaves out the part where I'm awesome.
Skurai: Right, so what happened?
Noah: We were walking, and this group of Mankeys were standing around and one of them went "You been talkin' about our guy?!" and I was like "Sometime I do." (A reference to our teacher who often responds with "Sometimes I do" when asked a similar question)
Skurai: Ahahahaha, serious?!!
Noah: Haha, yeah. Anyway, a few blocks later, the same guys pop up and three or them stand back, watching, while the other two go up to Brandon, and one of them hit him and he was like "Don't touch me there, that's my danger zone!" and they knocked him down and started kicking him in the face. I got in the way, and was like PAWNCH! and I got one guy on this side of my punching my face, one guy on the other side of me punching my face, and Brandon's still on the ground, acting like he's getting kicked, and I'm like "Brandon, you can get up and leave, this doesn't feel good".
Skurai: Hwwhat?? Huhuha...
Noah: Seriously, I just kinda stood there, it didn't even hurt that much. I had to do it like three times, it was like a boss battle, y'know, where you gotta take damage to do a certain thing to beat the boss, right?
Skurai: Right.
Noah: It was like that, they'd go over and knock him down and start kicking, I'd get in the way again, PAWNCH they'd punch me, then go after him again. The whole time I'm just standing straight up like "Brandon, get up, this doesn't feel good."
Skurai: Seriously?
Kyle: *was always there* Seriously?
Noah: Yeah, I got pictures. *He pulls out his phone to reveal Brandons face, which is red and looked to be bleeding. Noah's face, looked perfectly fine, other than his eye, which seemed a bit darker, but not a "Black" eye.*
Corey: *Arrives* What is it.
Noah: Me and Brandon got jumped by a flock of wild Mankeys.
Corey: Haha, let me see.
Noah: *Shows him the pictures*
Corey: Oh, shit......
Noah: Yeah, Kevin's just going to pic us up and take us to Brandon's house, today. (Kevin is the local racist)
Skurai: We're not having a bookbag inspection today, are we...?
Kyle: No, why...?
Skurai: I brought knives, just in case.
Kyle, Noah, Corey, Corey's friend: You brough knives!?
Skurai: Yeah, I got my boy scout knife, and my fancy Egyptian knife. The boy scout one has a hole in it, and you can do tricks and stuff, but the Egyptian one is sharper and easier to use.
Noah: You don't need them, since we're getting rides from now on.
Skurai: Not stopin' me, any.
---The conversation takes a turn for the Yu-gi-oh!, so I'll skip to first hour---

Nathan: ...? What're you drawing?
Skurai: Robert Reeves and Beowulf flying Kites. (Robert Reeves is the generic biker kid at our school. Knock for parties, by round, his leather jacket, and sunglasses at night time. He apparently loves to fly kites.)
Nathan: lolwut (he said it)?
Skurai: Didn't you hear about Brandon and Noah?
Nathan: Hahaha, no what'd they do?
Skurai: Dude, they got jumped!
Nathan: Whoa, seriously? What happened....?
Skurai: A buncha... ... niggers came out of nowhere and beat them up.
Nathan: Oh, shit.
Skurai: Yeah, Brandon didn't even come to school, today.
Nathan: When did this happen?
Skurai: Just yesterday, I guess.
Mr. Gobble: [Skurai], why don't you come up and show me what you got done, so far?
Skurai: Ah, I left mine at home... (lie)
Mr. Gobble: How far are you?
Skurai: Uhhh.... question 14 or somethin'. (lie)
Mr. Gobble: What section?
Skurai: I just got done with 2. (lie)
Mr. Gobble: ... alright, continue from 3 for today. Don't number, so you can just add them on, later.
Skurai: Alright... *Starts writing a fanfiction about a Mexican*
---Fourth Hour---
*I draw a picture of Noah in a Halo suit and write "Noah REACH" at the top*
---Seventh hour---
*All of Brandon's friends sign the picture of Beowulf and Robert flying kites, so we can give it to Brandon*
---In Kevin's Van---
Brandon: You promised me candy, Kevin.
Kevin: I'm gonna drive around an' try'n find the ones 'ho did it...
Skurai: So do you want the boy scout one of the Egyptian one?
Noah: The boy scout one looks dumb...
Skurai: It is, but I wanted something small.
Kevin: I got this. *Pulls out a metal cane*
Brandon: Guess what Matt's getting me.
Noah: What?
Brandon: Stardust Dragon!
Noah: Oh shit!
Skurai: Guess what I gave Matt the other day.
Brandon: What?
Skurai: Stardust Dragon. *trollface*
Noah: I love how there's like ten of them all following one white chick.
Brandon: That explains the baby.
Noah: Hahaha, what?
Skurai: Did you guys call the police?
Brandon: Yeah, my mom kept asking me what they looked like, and all I said was "Your everyday generic nigger". Because they were.
Noah: Hahaha, I think it all started because I said "Sometimes I do".
Brandon: Prob'ly.
Kevin: *Talking about the radio* This alice and chains?
Noah: I think so.
Skurai: Seriously? I could've sworn this was Billy Idol!
Brandon: There's those one peoples' house.
Noah: Oh yeah.
Brandon: They just walked out, after, "Hey aren't you the guys that just got beat up?" "Yeah, thanks for the help you fucking niggers!" I really fuckin' said that, too.
Noah: He did.
Skurai: Wow... it really is like Kick Ass: people will just watch and do nothing...
Brandon: Pretty fuckin' much.
Noah: Yeah.
Kevin: So many damn cops out today, none of the niggers'll come out. They ain't that dumb.
Brandon: They see Kevin driving around in a van, picking up high school kids, yeah the police are going to be on patrol.
Skurai: Mr. Davis, I need an adult!
Brandon: Where's my candy!? You promised me candy!
Noah: Hwahaha~

We later end up at Brandon's house. I play Super Smahs Bros. for the first time, and I find Peach and Lucario to be very fun to play as.
Memorible quotes at Brandon's house:
Brandon to Gabby (His eight-year-old sister): "How's it feel being in Kinderguarden... for the fourth time?"

Brandon's mom: "Gabby said [Skurai] is the one she likes, you other two are fat heads."
Noah: "What did I do to her!?"

Tristin (Brandon's brother): "Leave it to the furry to pic Lucario."

Me and Tristin, while making my deck:
Tristin: "You sure know alot about Kamen Rider."
Skurai: "Mmhm~"
Tristin: "I made a better card than all of yours combined. I call it Kamen-ER Rider!"

Brandon: "Wuchu wearin'?"
Brandon's mom: "Clothes."
Skurai: "Wuchu wearin', babe??"
Brandon's mom: "Clothes, damn, I just said that!
Skurai: "I thought you might tell me somethin' different!"


Also, Gabby spelled "It's over 9000" with a p. No wonder she's in Kinderguarden a fourth time. "P000".