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You: eeyyyyyyy
Stranger: this thing mite get disconnected a bit later....so pls dont misunderstand tht i have done it...it's a problem with my network i suspect
Stranger: hi
You: okay dats straight
You: ey girl wuts good?
Stranger: from?
You: ATL
You: where u at
Stranger: i've been ther for the 96 olympics
Stranger: india
You: ah nigga fo real dats tyte yo
You: nigga u from INDIA? thats some tight shit son, I love yals hookahs and shit
Stranger: yo pimp or a whore?
You: gimme some of dat shisha and sum bellydancers and call it a day
You: nahh shawty im da boss
You: u mita heard of me, they call me rick ross
Stranger: i mean penis or vagina?
You: bitch I got a 10 foot pole thatll go in that hole
Stranger: yep american rapper
Stranger: i aint bitch......
Stranger: i'm a man
You: nahh man im sayin u mite got a dick but wen you in da prison yuo become the bitch
You: u feel me
Stranger: ok tell me ur birth name
Stranger: and i'll beleive u r rick rodd
Stranger: ross*
You: mann i was born as william roberts dawg
You: i go by ricky ross da boss
You: why u care dawg
Stranger: and when's ur b'day?
You: go buy my cd playboy
You: 1-28-76
You: u tryin 2 steal my identiy or sumthin
You: listen here playboy
You: u smoke dat kush?
Stranger: no man icant beleive this shit man
You: believe it homie
You: fa real if u wanted man i could send u an autographed cd i got a whole box full
Stranger: pls
Stranger: man
Stranger: i would luv tht
You: that shit be tite?
Stranger: gimme ur email id
You: aight ho up let me call my agent 2way
Stranger: mine is
[email protected]
You: ah true dat man houp
You: how's india dawg?
You: i aint been there yet man when i get another break ima head out dat way
Stranger: superb man ...pay a visit
You: heeeeelll yah yal got that kush man good marijuana right
Stranger: snoop dogg did a song in the bollywood lst yr
You: ah not jokin man tyte
You: damn okay man he says he see wut we can do
You: he will email u and get info or sumthin
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i cant beleive this shit man
You: y not man
You: us hustlers like to get our internet on every once in a while
Stranger: never expected a celebrity in omegle
You: hah dawg i been on here for a minute
You: aight let me get out here
Stranger: bye man....nice talkin to u!!!!
You: hit up zelaron.com man i releasing a new track man ill give u a shoutout but u gota register first and message me @ WetWired dawg, shoot me a message
You: yah daw take it easy
You: be straight playboy tell all ur friends
You: peace out
Stranger: okay man
Stranger: pls tel me wen ure visitin india
You: yah man i hook u up with vip if i recognize u homie
You: shit man i need more indian peeps on my tour wit me
Stranger: thnks man
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You: whadup nukka
Stranger: hi
Stranger: engish gusy?
You: shawty wuts good
You: yessauh i does got goods english
You: yous
You: ?
Stranger: get some fuck,boy
You: aight bitch nigga wtf this be
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