I don't understand (Or should I say, I do not comprehend?).

How different are you from other people anyway?
When you said the problem of you can't be "funner to be with" is because you "don't like talking like some fake ass moron, to get attention" [sic], I got to say, is that your idea of fun?

If you expect people to suddenly come and befriend you, without you even making an effort, then I definitely don't think that things will work out.