!King_Amazon! is a surly lad with the aptitude of a fishmonger killer. He enjoys long walks on the beach while simultaneously riding rollercoasters doing the can can whilst laser beams shoot from his eyes and destroys all the beached whales he sees. It is known that his favorite color is a manly yellow and that his preferred cigarette is self-rolled. He has no stains on his teeth because his body is so manly that plaque and the like are afraid of him. It is believed that !King_Amazon! may be the manlier incarnation of Buddha, but with more chest hair.