I love the bullshit names people make up to sell their bud. (This is not directed immediately towards you KA, because im sure you got some good bud.) I once made up a name called "Doodly Dank" just to fuck with people, a kid said it wrong and asked if I still had that "diggity dank" and ever since (probably 3 years ago) I still hear people asking others for "That Diggity"

rofl