well, you see...when a Mommy and Daddy get together...

They screw!
Then I come spewing out of her Vajayjay 9 months later, and deprive her of sleep for about a year or so. Then I still take away some of it for one or two years, and make their scheduel very narrow, until I'm a Teen. Then I just argue and piss them off...

and that's How I came to be.