I had a really disturbing dream today when I took a nap after work.

I was sitting around, doing nothing when all of a sudden I kept seeing Obama's face plastered all over the news. I didn't know what was going on until I asked some people who magically appeared on the couch what was going on.

"Obama's plane crashed and threw him 500 feet into the mountains, splat!"

I felt a strong sense of despair and fear at that moment, but then I woke up and realized Obama IS still alive.

Scary shit.