Douchebag. <3


Anyway, my senior year in highschool I fell off the catwalk ladder feet first in the tiny room that the heater for our auditorium was in. When I realized what had happened (one moment I was at the top, reaching for the bar to pull myself up, then there was wind, a sense of weightlessness, and then I was sitting on the floor 16 feet down), I was leaning against a pipe that was jutting out of the floor. If I hadn't fallen feet first I could have cracked either my head or my spine on that pipe, or hit one of the many other pipes on the way down. I ended up with water in my knee, and I have little to no sensation on a patch of skin on the inside of my right calf now.

Water in the knee = fucking painful.