EVERY SINGLE GOOD GODDAMN NAME HAS BEEN TAKEN!!! Or it has been slaughtered by preteen school girls who think it's cool. Fuck everything. The hardest thing about getting into a game is having a good name. You want to think you have a badass character under your control, names like flippyfloppypoowhojoojoo DONT WORK FOR ME! Even something as completely random as c3az has been jizz'd on all over myspace. I CONDEMN THE INTERNET!! The next good name I come up with I'm copywriting that shit.

That is all.