Hm, and what other 'dumb jokes' have I made? The first thing I said maybe have been potentially 'rude' for weak individuals, but it wasn't a joke.

Also, this isn't really a place for people who take things personally... keep that up and I'm sure you won't last.

Please try to understand that things people say over the internet, ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

And 'torture' was figurative speech.