Wow, seems like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Is that because you're a fatass and want to eat the other big guy because he looks like a jelly donut?[/quote] Wow, I call super bullshit on this. What are you trying to prove? You don't have experience or skill; your children (you shouldn't breed though) are going to be Forrest Gump/down syndrome hybrids without a clue what they're doing. Hmmm I smell bullshit. Are you playing a prank on me and lighting at my doorstep? You should really be a story teller, becuase you're good at it. I'd like to quote Mr. Thanatos here and say 'Insecure much?' Why are you bragging about how highly trained you are when it's obvious you're lying and it's in a parenting guide? You never seem to acknowledge your better, and probably will never with that personality flaw you have. Might we call it conceitedess? You have a big problem with the former. Oh, and again with assumptions. Remind me of maddox's parenting guide. I don't think you want your kids struck with fear that when they see you they crouch down into the fetal position. Sure you need to have that assertion, but you're taking it to a bigger extreme. Here's where I'm going to foil your fallacy of assuming that all parents think they are the best. I'm pretty sure all new parents ask for advice, and are scared to death on what to do. Silly guides don't help with people. I want to write one about dealing with you, but you can't deal with a temperamental blob sitting behind a computer.... Wow, probably the only time I'll agree with you. You do need your kids to have courage, and to know that age means nothing. But, I hope you're not walking down to the local high school and beating up 15 year olds because they don't buy into your BULLSHIT. Never let them do anything uninformed, but never control everything they do? Oxymoron. If they fail disown them? We're not in 15th century Europe, you don't have to bring too much honor to your familiy's name. If you beat some kid up, that's not really bringing honor or respect, but fear. Sure you're more cautious and have to think more when you make decisions for your family's name sake, but you take it to the extreme.

You should actually gear your lessons to the weaker one. The better kid should be able to learn on his own. If you spend more time with the weaker one, you can help that said idiot become as good as the better child. Two good children are most certainly better than one. But in your retarded kids' case, it won't matter because they will both be weak.

By whoop your kid's ass you don't mean to actually beat the shit out of the kid, do you? That's kind of against the law...Sure you can spank them, but don't be leaving welts or throwing them down the stairs.

You're not matured enough to be an adult. You only see things from one point of view. If I don't like it then I know it is true? How does that logic work? And my refusal to accept said truth (I can barely write this sentence because I'm laughing at your horrible logic) is making me upset at it? Tell me again, hotdog, where am I getting upset? I'm just pointing out that your logic is completely off, so therefore your point is completely off. Oh, and why should we direct our 'hate mail' to that guy? Is it because you cannot defend yourself and need someone else to do it?

Seriously, kid, get over yourself. You have a terrible, terrible problem in which you are only seeing one perspective, are making rash judgements and hasty generalizations, and are making stupid assumptions based on your flawed views of the world and immature little mind. Please, reply to my post in this thread and the other thread in which I owned you. I'd be glad to explain the finer points than you cannot comprehend. Good day sir.