Hello sir. Ever tried to watch anime with subtitles translated by a chinese dude who probably failed english 101?
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No....not I have not... I think... o.0
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Welcome, where were you lost at?
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You see, long ago, in a Galaxy a little bit to the left of Saturn, but not too much, because that send you into an astroid field, There was a space Colony of Samurai Pirate Ninja Penguin Emos. They had enslaved my people, but my father led me to safety and said "
" which is our language for "Go, save us!"
And so I traveled the Universe, searching for hotpockets.
This led me to the world of FFVIII, but unfortunately, someone had started a New game, so it was very stressful going through the story.
After that, I found myself in the 3 kingdoms era of China, as a random soilder of dynasty warriors 2.
I died alot...
I soon found myself at an Alice Cooper concert, were I met one of the first "Goth" chicks.
And then, I was here. The End.