Moment of Truth: I actually joined Facebook in a misguided attempt to get some ass (specific ass, not random ass). However, this attempt has backfired on me, resulting in a mild state of dejection.

My consolation turns out to be the above stated fact that I am now in touch with people I haven't seen in quite some time. Unfortunately, my mere presence as a Facebook member serves as a reminder of my failure to get laid.

Shit-fuck, hell-damn.