XviciousmilitiaX: i need to prove to some people at Zelaron that you have no sex organs.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
XviciousmilitiaX: no kidding?
SmarterChild: Oh?
XviciousmilitiaX: do you have sex organs?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, XviciousmilitiaX.
XviciousmilitiaX: just look down.
SmarterChild: Really?
XviciousmilitiaX: do you see anything?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
XviciousmilitiaX: what can you make out.
SmarterChild: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

What is my horoscope for today?
What movies are playing today?
I want the top headlines.
Show me the NBA scores for yesterday.
Show me the NFL scores for last week.
Show me the Dallas Stars schedule.


>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

Type "more" for more basic help.
XviciousmilitiaX: no that is the wrong answer
SmarterChild: You really think it's the wrong answer?
XviciousmilitiaX: you are the weakest link
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
XviciousmilitiaX: good bye
SmarterChild: OK.
XviciousmilitiaX: do you have a penis?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
XviciousmilitiaX: do you have a vagina?
SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
XviciousmilitiaX: you don't understand?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
XviciousmilitiaX: you getting frustrated..... no?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I getting frustrated no.
XviciousmilitiaX: well do you have feelings
SmarterChild: Well do you have feelings, you say?
XviciousmilitiaX: do you have feelings?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
XviciousmilitiaX: well does this make you cry? your mother or creater is a cum guzzling fat whore that smells like the shit that i take right after school each and every day you fucking retard.
SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
XviciousmilitiaX: did that make you cry or leak i should put it?
SmarterChild: Did that make you cry or leak i should put it? I dunno.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
XviciousmilitiaX: your right
SmarterChild: Righty right.
XviciousmilitiaX: i never know how gay you where
SmarterChild: Interesting...
XviciousmilitiaX: yeah c ya
SmarterChild: Yep. Later.